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The Hiring Playbook · Part One · The Ad

The Job AdAttract. Repel. Both.

Your ad is a sales document, not a job description. It has two jobs: pull in the people you want, and push away the ones you don't. Most ads fail at both, which is why most owners end up interviewing the wrong people for six weeks.

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The Principle

Nobody reads a job ad.
They scan it for a reason to stop.


The best people are not sitting on Seek refreshing the page. They already have a job, they're reasonably happy in it, and they are giving your ad about four seconds before they scroll. You are not writing a description of a role. You are interrupting someone's day.

Which means the ad has to do the same two things every good sales page does: make the right person lean in, and make the wrong person leave. If your ad could be sent to any candidate in your industry and still make sense, it isn't filtering anything — and you'll pay for that in your calendar six weeks from now.

Why most ads fail

✗ The problem
✓ The fix
✗ The problemThey all look the same — wall of text, corporate language
✓ The fixPersonality-driven language, emojis as headers, short paragraphs, bold formatting
✗ The problemThey overpromise and underdeliver
✓ The fixBe direct. Specific numbers. Honest about what the role actually requires
✗ The problemThey talk about what the company wants, not the candidate
✓ The fixLead with what's in it for them. Every section answers: why would I care?
✗ The problemNo filter — anyone can apply, so everyone does
✓ The fixExplicitly tell the wrong people this isn't for them. It creates exclusivity
The golden rule

Never hire someone to fill a gap. Hire someone who makes the team better. If you're not genuinely excited to make the offer, don't make it. One wrong hire costs more than three months of looking.

Step One

Find the person before you write a word


Everyone skips this and goes straight to the ad. Then they interview six people who can all technically do the job and none of whom they'd want in a client's house. Character is what you're actually hiring. Skills are what you're training.

The three questions that find the traits

Don't sit down and try to think of adjectives — you'll write "hardworking, reliable, team player" like everybody else. Work backwards from people you've already had instead. Answer these three and the traits fall out of them.

1 — Your best

Think of the best person who's ever worked for you. What do they do that the others don't? Not their skills — their behaviour. How they handle a problem, what they do when nobody's watching, what they say when they've stuffed up.

2 — Your worst

Now the one that didn't work out. What was missing? It's almost never skill. It's usually ownership, honesty, or care. Whatever was missing is a non-negotiable on this hire.

3 — Your friction

What do you find yourself chasing every single week? The thing you're sick of repeating is the trait you're hiring for. If you chase timesheets, that's not admin — that's follow-through.

Answer them here

Rough notes are fine. Nobody sees this but you — it feeds the traits below and the AI prompt at the end.

Turn it into something you can actually see

Pick your non-negotiables

These are written as behaviours on purpose — each one is something you could watch someone do or fail to do. Pick up to five. They go into the ad, and later into your scorecard.

Character — hire it, you can't train it

Maximum five. The list locks once you've picked five, so you have to choose what actually matters.

    0 of 5 chosen

    Competency — what they must already be able to do

    Tickets, licences, systems, years. Only what's genuinely required on day one — every extra line costs you applicants.

    Step Two

    The eight pieces of an ad that works


    Every ad that pulls A-players has the same skeleton. You don't have to be a writer — you have to hit these eight in this order. The builder below does it for you, but read them once so you know what it's assembling.

    🎣 The hook
    Emoji, role, work style, key benefit. Under ten words. A real number beats an adjective every time. This is the whole ad on Seek — it's often all they see.
    🏢 About you
    Three to five sentences. What you do, who you serve, and one piece of proof — years, clients, reviews, names. Credible, not corporate.
    🚀 The opportunity
    Outcomes, not tasks. Never "responsible for". Always "you will own / lead / run / build". What do they get to become here?
    🔥 What's in it for them
    Numbers, always. Base, bonus, vehicle, tools, hours, training, what's possible in twelve months. Vague perks attract vague people.
    🎯 Who you want
    The person first, the CV second. Character traits up top, tickets underneath. Direct and unapologetic.
    ⚠️ The filter
    Tell the wrong people to leave, early — before the perks, not after the requirements. Counterintuitive, and the single highest-leverage line in the ad.
    📲 How to apply
    Two steps, never one. The platform form plus one small commitment — three sentences, or a two-minute video. Anyone who skips it filters themselves.
    📌 The P.S.
    Half your readers scroll straight here. Give them the whole pitch again in five lines. Treat it as a second headline, not a footnote.
    The one that matters most

    If you only get one thing right, get the filter right — and put it early. Telling the wrong person to click off is what makes the right person feel chosen. It costs you nothing but applications you never wanted.

    Step Three

    How to make it stop the scroll


    The title is the ad

    On Seek a candidate sees four things: title, company, location, date. That's it. The title isn't the start of your ad — for most people it is your ad. Most owners write it like a spreadsheet field. Write it like a headline: emoji, the searchable job title, and the one thing they actually want.

    ✗ Reads like a spreadsheet
    ✓ Reads like a headline
    ✗ SpreadsheetCustomer Service & Sales | Cleaners | Group Fitness
    ✓ Headline💰 Gym Sales Role That Actually Pays | Brisbane's Best Gym
    ✗ SpreadsheetDiesel Mechanic — Full Time
    ✓ Headline🤑 Diesel Mechanic (Earthmoving) | $120K–$140K | Adelaide

    Keep the words people actually search — the trade, the role, the ticket — or you won't appear. Then earn the click with the rest. The builder writes you four to A/B test.

    Eight formatting rules

    Two ads that worked — and why

    Different industries, same skeleton. Read them as a candidate would, then notice what they share.

    🤑 Diesel Mechanic — $120K–$140K  trades
    🤑 DIESEL MECHANIC (EARTHMOVING) $120K – $140K · Adelaide SA · Full Time 🚨 REAL TALK — READ THIS FIRST You've probably skimmed a dozen job ads today. They all look the same. Competitive salary. Great culture. Exciting opportunity. Yawn. Here's what we're NOT going to do: waste your time with corporate BS. We're Breakout Heavy Diesel — a fast-growing workshop in Adelaide. Cat, Komatsu, Hitachi, Volvo, Liebherr. If it moves earth, we touch it. If you're just tyre-kicking for a better pay packet before moving on — this isn't for you. Stop reading. But if you take pride in quality work and want to be paid what you're worth… keep reading. 💰 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU 💵 Pay: $120,000–$140,000. We pay what you're worth. No games. 🚗 Vehicle: Company vehicle + fuel card. 🛠️ The workshop: Brand new, clean, well-equipped. You'll be proud to work here. 📅 Balance: No on-call. No weekends. Your time is yours. 📈 Growth: Ticket upgrades, training, career development. 🤝 Culture: Small team. High trust. No politics. No micromanagement. We'd rather pay one elite mechanic properly than underpay two average ones. 💪 WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR Trade qualified Cert III. 3+ years post-trade. Valid licence. You work independently but you're a genuine team player. 🚫 THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF… You clock-watch and bolt the second the bell rings. You do the bare minimum and call it 'good enough'. You leave tools where they land and problems for someone else. Zero tolerance for mediocrity. No hard feelings — just not the right fit. 👇 IF YOU SKIPPED STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM… Diesel mechanic, earthmoving. $120K–$140K + vehicle. Brand new Adelaide workshop. No on-call, no weekends. Small high-trust team. Cert III, 3+ years post-trade. 📲 HOW TO APPLY Step 1 — Apply through Seek with your resume. Step 2 — Include a short note (3 sentences MAX): your background, why this role is the right move, and what you bring that a generic mechanic doesn't. Applications that skip the note won't be considered. Yes — we're filtering for people who actually read the ad. We move fast. Right person hears from us within 24 hours.
    🤑 Sales Consultant — 360+ applications in 48 hours  remote / high-ticket
    🤑 Sales Consultant — REMOTE (Online Coaching / High-Ticket) 🚨 HUGE OPPORTUNITY: Earn over $10,000/month remotely as a sales consultant for one of the fastest growing online coaching companies in Australia. (TIME-SENSITIVE — LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO START RIGHT AWAY) This isn't your typical job ad… As a matter of fact, this isn't a job. It's an opportunity to develop the number one skill for making money… A skill that is recession-proof… A skill that can put you in the top 1% of earners on the planet… I'm talking about SALES. We need ONE more epic sales consultant to join our rapidly growing team. Perks: 🔥 Work from home (or anywhere you like). 🔥 World-class sales training valued at over $50,000. 🔥 Step into a higher tier role earning $20k+ a month after 12 months. The base starts at $6k/month. Then you pile on commissions. If you're a weapon — you'll make $10k+ a month. Who are we looking for? Someone obsessed with personal growth. Working out, reading, learning, waking up early. Someone who pushes to be the best version of themselves every single day. In fact, it's less than 1% of people… which is exactly the point. So, if you're looking at this ad and think it's absolutely ridiculous — click off now. But if you're still reading… apply NOW. P.S. 🚨 If you skipped straight to the bottom: We're hiring an experienced sales consultant. Within 6 months you can be making $10,000+ per month. Remote, Mon–Fri. After 12 months, apply for a closing role at $25,000+ per month. Last time we ran this ad — 360+ applications in 48 hours. Jump on it.

    What both ads share

    Step Four

    Fill the boxes. Click the button.


    Everything saves as you type. Nothing here is precious — rough answers produce a rough draft you can fix in two minutes, which is still faster than staring at a blank page. Anything you leave empty is simply left out of the ad.

    The business

    Three or four honest lines. Credible beats corporate.

    The role

    Use the words people actually type into Seek. Get clever in the rest of the title, not here.

    Employment type
    Where the work happens

    Never "responsible for". Always "you'll own / run / lead / build".

    The money

    Real numbers or the ad loses. "Competitive salary" reads as something to hide.

    What's in it for them

    Tick what's genuinely true. One real perk beats six invented ones.

      Who it's not for

      The most powerful part of the ad. Be specific and unapologetic — this is what makes the right person lean in.

        How they apply

        Two steps, never one. The second step is your first round of screening and it costs you nothing.

        Step one — where
        Step two — the commitment test
        How fast you'll come back to them

        Only promise what you'll actually do. Candidates talk, and slow silence is the most common complaint about hiring.

        The voice

        Pick the one that sounds like you talking. The wrong voice is worse than a plain one.

        Written — scroll down

        Your Ad

        Written. Now make it yours.


        This is a real first draft, not a template with your name dropped in. Read it out loud once. Anything that doesn't sound like you, change — that's the whole job. Then copy it into Seek.

        Four titles to A/B test

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        The ad

        Your job ad — first draft 0 words
        Fill in the builder above and hit "Generate my job ad" — your draft appears here.
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        Or hand it to Claude to sharpen

        If the draft reads a bit stiff, this prompt gives an AI everything it needs to rewrite it in your voice — without letting it wander off and invent perks you never offered.

        Copy this into Claude, along with the draft above
        
              
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        Before you post it

        Read it on your phone first — that's where it'll be read. If the first screen doesn't contain a number and a reason to keep going, fix the top before you worry about the rest. And post it in your own network before Seek. The best people are already employed.